Friday, August 11, 2017
Tessie Repairs Demanded!!!
I can't do anything on my IPad. Kota took it over and won't let me have it back!
Good Cat Bed. Bad IPad.
He hisses at me every time I try to get it back.
Tessie came flouncing in and dropped onto her chair on the magnifying lamp.
She started the sob story with... "I broke my thumb and my dress." The thumb is completely gone and I suspect that she pulled the sleeve off of the dress at the shoulder with her good hand. I can't prove it, but it sure looks like it. Lots of stitches missing...
Then she quietly added, "My left foot keeps falling off and I hate my hair!"
I thought that was the end of it... But NO.
Then she added, "I want my nose back!"
I suspect that she tried to give herself a nose job and didn't quite get it right. A small piece of the right side is missing...
Anyway, I can't leave her like she is. She has managed to make a total mess. I guess I am going to spend the rest of the day messing with Tessie. With the mood that she's in, I had better get it right or she will mess me up to match! I will be in need of more glue and thread than she does.
I am off to fix things that are wrong in Tessie's world. Wish me luck!
See you tomorrow, with a whole new Tessie!